You can take me this way or just leave me out,
Not much I can do about it anyways
I tried everything that I possibly could
But I am still growing sideways
And When I was young,and handsome and slim
I thought, forever I would stay that way
So I laughed at the fat,the wobbly and round
I realise how wrong I was that day
Now I just have a tummy as big as a baloon
and I look like a nice teddy doll!
So nice to cuddle and so nice to hug
and feels nice to laugh at me , when I fall!
I tried out the skip rope,and I tried the gym
I tried out jogging every dawn
But nothing did change,and I wore out my shoes
and destroyed every grass on the Lawn!!
When I sit in a car , the tyres just go flat
and the elevators just wont move up!
And the chairs that I sit on, crumble like cookies
I think its about time, that I gave up!
I'm just a fat fat man now
and as fat as a pink pumpkin
and mothers of kids keep telling their children
keep fit, or you'll grow like him.